Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Tuesday, January 31, 2012

AN ODE TO DIANE LANE




I've had a huge crush on actress Diane Lane ever since I saw her in the eighties B-movie-esque psychological horror flick Lady Beware. And, yes, she had a topless scene in the flick! As you might've already guessed, one of the reasons why I'm such a fan of Miss Lane is because she has no apparent aversions to appearing in ze buff in a number of her movies, even baring her ultra hot bod in films at an age when most actresses get regulated to playing moms and whatnot (as Diane herself has done in the Robin Williams vehicle Jack). She's also a fine actress, and, yet, she's not a household name like other older actresses like, say, a Meryl Streep or a Susan Sarandon. Diane Lane got her big break in show business as a child star by starring in movies like the early-eighties Kenny Rogers' flick Six Pack. Needless to say, she didn't show the goods in that film, but she, of course, went on to show off her goodies in later flicks such as The Big Town and in the aforementioned Lady Beware and in her even later MILF-esque roles such as A Walk On the Moon and Unfaithful. Of course, she's had non-nudie roles in flicks such as the aforesaid Jack, Untraceable and the box office hit Secretariat. On a more personal level, Diane has been married to actor Christopher Lambert (of Highlander and Mortal Kombat fame) and is now married to actor Josh Brolin (who played George W. Bush in noted conspiracy theorist nutjob Oliver Stone's movie about King Dubya and also starred in the remake of the John Wayne classic True Grit). Not that this is really all that important (at least to me), but I thought I'd just throw it out there, if that's all right with you.   

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