Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Sunday, January 29, 2012

MARLEY & ME




Here's the entire plot of this film (spoiler alert!): Cute dog gets old and dies at the end of the film. It's kind of like the ending to Old Yeller without, of course, the rabies and the dog's brains being splattered all over the yard by his owner's shotgun. Of course, I'll probably get some angry comments from some PETA members over this one! Told you I was politically incorrect!

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