Anyone who's read my previous reviews know I'm a HUGE fan of lesbian-themed movies. And this movie, which is an HBO film released back in the nineties, is certainly NO disappointment in this regard as it features three different lesbian-themed stories in one single film. The first story is pretty forgettable as it's about a couple of old lesbians discussing their relationship or some such shit, so you can pretty much skip over it and you WON'T be missing much (if anything). However, it's the next two stories that will get your blood (and, of course, other body parts!) flowing! The second story features ultra hot actresses Chloe Sevigny and Michelle Williams who play lesbian lovers who . . . ah, who the hell cares! Chloe and Michelle have an ultra hot lesbian "love" scene that will most definitely get the blood flowing to all the right body parts, if you know what I mean (and I'm, of course, sure that you do!)! The third and final story of the film features ultra, uh, well, actress Sharon Stone and, believe it or not, comedienne-turned-actress-turned-talk-show-host Ellen DeGeneres as two lesbians in a serious relationship who wish to have a baby. Boring! Sharon and Ellen (already sounds like a lesbian story, doesn't it!), like Chloe and Michelle, also have a lesbian "love" scene that's also pretty hot (well, if you don't mind seeing Ellen DeGeneres in ze buff along with Sharon Stone who, of course, we've seen plenty of her, um, talent before!). A sidenote: I believe Chloe Sevigny missed her calling to be a porn star as she's not only appeared in ze buff in various films, including the critically-acclaimed "indie" flick Boys Don't Cry where she had a rather intense "love" scene with a transvestite played by Hilary Swank and in The Brown Bunny where she had an actual completely uncensored BJ with then-boyfriend noted weirdo actor-director Vincent Gallo (which, of course, you can find FOR FREE on the Interwebz if you don't want to watch the entire movie, which--of course!--might just be the best idea!).
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