Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Wednesday, February 1, 2012

DUANE HOPWOOD




To be completely honest with you, I have never watched this movie and know absolutely nothing about its plot. So why am I "reviewing" it here if I've never even seen it? Because, quite frankly, I think Janeane Garofalo looks totally hot in the cover photo above. Any questions? (By the way, the guy she's snuggling up with is noted whiny Friends star David Schwimmer, just in case you were wondering, which, of course, I'm sure you were!)

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