EXTRAMARITAL

Extramarital is a late-nineties flick starring Traci Lords (yes, THAT Traci Lords!) and is about . . . well, it doesn't really matter what it's about, as far as I'm concerned, as the only REAL reason to watch this film is that this was the last time Traci Lords appeared in ze buff oncamera since her late-eighties sci-fi flick Not Of This Earth after she left the porny business amid MUCH controversy (more on THAT in a bit). Or, at least, Traci appeared semi-nude in this flick as she still managed to keep herself strategically-covered (like, for instance, there was no, shall we say, nipplage and definitely NO poonany shots!), but it was STILL sexy to see nonetheless, especially for all you Traci Lords fans out there (and I'm sure there are STILL quite a few of you!)! A sidenote: As for Traci Lords' previous, for lack of a better word, career, it was revealed after she'd already "retired" that all of her X-rated opuses were made when she was--again, shall we say--not even barely legal, if you know what I mean (and I'm, of course, quite sure that you do). Well, all of them except one which was her last one called, appropriately enough, Traci I Love You (also released as--again, appropriately enough--A Taste Of Traci), which was, I must say, the absolute best "adult" flick I've EVER seen! One of the charges Traci's made about her former, er, career that she was somehow forced and/or manipulated to do porno. However, one look at THIS film and one can clearly see she wasn't forced and/or manipulated to do ANYTHING!