Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Wednesday, January 4, 2012

THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST





This highly controversial film directed by noted anti-Semitic/girlfriend-threatening whack-job Mel Gibson is about the supposed last hours of Jesus Christ (complete with Aramaric!). I think that South Park episode said it best: This wasn't a movie . . . this was a snuff film!
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  1. Tony BanksJanuary 13, 2012 at 8:16 AM

    And, while we're at it, why is it that in every film depiction of Jesus Christ He looks like Kenny Loggins?

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