Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Sunday, January 29, 2012

XXX




To be honest, I haven't watched this movie all the way through. Why? Well, whereas Lone Wolf McQuade is my all-time favorite action flick of all-time (or is at least in my top five), this flick starring the ultra talented Vin Diesel (sarcasm alert!) is my all-time least favorite action flick (or is at least in my top five!). Again, why? Well, for starters, the acting is, shall we say, less-than-stellar and the dialogue is asinine at best. Hell, even the ultra hot Asia Argento or Samuel L. Jackson (who inexplicably has a co-starring role in this flick, which, of course, just goes to show that he'll star in practically ANYTHING sans porn!) couldn't even save this (fill in the blank for yourself!) flick. This flick even led me to create my own joke: You know something you'll never see? Vin Diesel in a GOOD movie! Oh hell, I think I'll just go watch The Pacifier again!
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