ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO

 

Zack and Miri Make a Porno stars Seth Rogen and hottie Elizabeth Banks (no relation, damn it!) as two cash-strapped roommates--i.e. Zack & Miri--who hatch a plan to make some quick cash and make their very own--you guessed it!--porno. They recruit their friends and hire a couple of "actresses"--played by (of course!) squeaky-voiced former porn star Katie Morgan and ex-kiddie porn queen Traci Lords--to apparently add authenticity to the fuck flick. They decide to make a porno parody of Star Wars (my own personal favorite is Seth Rogen playing the part of Hung Solo, though I personally would've went with Hand Solo, but that's just me!). But then their plans abruptly change when their set gets destroyed and they decide to make just your average everyday run-of-the-mill porno--well, if you call Traci Lords doing a guy with a strap-on up the pooper run-of-the-mill!--at the coffee shop where they work (after hours, of course!). Of course, things turn all lovey-dovey when Zack & Miri discover they have feelings for each other during their, uh-hum, love scene together. That's when things get complicated between the two roommates and friends and . . . well, I'll just skip to the end where (spoiler alert!) Zack expresses his true feelings for Miri while she's sitting on the can and is interrupted by her new--and nude!--roommate who also "starred" in their porno who teaches Zack a new way to masturbate. Ah, a love story for the ages! Oh yeah, before I forget, this film was directed by noted "indie" film director Kevin Smith whose films are admittedly hit or miss (does anyone remember that Bruce Willis/Tracy Morgan cinematic travesty Cop Out?), though this film is, in my oh-so-humble, a hit (that is, if you're into truly fucked-up, uh-hum, love stories!). A sidenote: Believe it or not, there IS a porno parody of Star Wars out! Now I'm not sure if there's a "Hung Solo" in it or not since I haven't watched said Star Wars porno parody (yet!), but, when I finally do (and, believe you me, I will!), you'll be the FIRST to know!