Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Sunday, January 22, 2012

WITHOUT YOU I'M NOTHING




Without You I'm Nothing is the 1990 cinematic version of actress/comedienne Sandra Bernhard's one-woman play of the same name. To be honest, I don't remember much about this film . . . except for ONE thing: The scene towards the end of the movie where Sandra does this ultra sexy go-go dance to the classic eighties song "Little Red Corvette" by noted weirdo rock star Prince while wearing only pasties and an ultra skimpy G-string, which has got to be without a doubt one of the all-time sexiest movie scenes I've EVER seen! I know, I know Sandra Bernhard is definitely not everyone's cup of tea and she's most definitely not what some (or most) people would consider stereotypically beautiful, even by Sandra's own stated admission. But, speaking strictly for myself, I think Sandra just oozes raw perverted sexuality, and, if you don't believe me, just watch THIS scene and you'll easily see what I mean (and, if you DON'T, then to hell with ya!)!

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