THE SEX MONSTER

The Sex Monster is a late-nineties lesbian comedy (isn't that an oxymoron?) starring Mariel Hemingway--who's the daughter of none other than legendary writer Ernest Hemingway--as a wife who gets talked into having a threesome by her husband played by who-cares-what-the-hell-his-name-is. However, she decides that she doesn't really want to have said threesome and instead decides to take all the women she wants and so she starts going after anything with two tits and a hole (including her hubby's very own sis!). Being a stated fan of ANY lesbian flick, including the more whiny ones (and, believe you me, there are plenty of those!), I very much, uh-hum, enjoyed this flick, though I did have a problem with there being no hardcore nudity in this film (as I recall), which kind of surprised me considering that Mariel Hemingway definitely has had NO aversion whatsoever to baring her bod oncamera, as she did in her other not-so-funny lesbian flick Personal Best and when she played slain Playboy Playmate Dorothy Stratton in Star 80. But it really doesn't matter as there's plenty of lesbian innuendo and/or make-out scenes to distract you from the lack of ta-ta and/or poonany shots, athough, of course, it would have been a MOST welcome add-on! Oh well! Oh, by the way, this flick stars none other than Stephen Baldwin who's, of course, one of the, uh-hum, actor brothers of none other than Alec "Thoughtless Little Pig!" Baldwin. This was, of course, before he became a self-righteous evangelical D-Bag (of course, I'm talking about Stephen and not Alec, although, of course, Alec is a self-righteous D-Bag in his OWN right!).