Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Friday, December 30, 2011

THE ACCUSED




Listen, if you want to see Jodie Foster being brutally gang-raped on a pinball machine in a sleazy bar for about 30 minutes, then this might just be the flick for you! Me, I think I'll just rewatch her films Nell (her acclaimed film she co-starred with Liam Neeson) and Backtrack (a lesser-known 1990 flick she starred in with the late Dennis Hopper who also directed the film under the by-now-legendary directing pseudonym Alan Smithee) where she shows us her bodacious ta-tas sans the brutally graphic gang-rape scene! And, no, Jodie's co-star in the film Debra Winger doesn't show anything in the film (for THAT you have to watch her "classic" film An Officer and a Gentleman with Richard "Mr. Gerbel" Gere!). A sidenote: One thing I've always kind of wondered about Jodie's film Nell is, if Jodie's character had truly been living out in the wild without human contact for all those years, wouldn't she be covered in hair and look rougher than shit instead of looking like, well, a Hollywood starlet as she does in the film? Just wondering!

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