NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS

Never Talk to Strangers is one in a string of poor acting choices for the otherwise great Rebecca DeMornay, which is kind of a shame really because I remember when I first saw Rebecca when I was a sex-crazed (or was it sex-starved?) teen in her breakout role in the eighties classic film Risky Business where she had that ultra hot sex scene with Tom "Is He or Isn't He?" Cruise (which, as a sex-crazed/sex-starved teen, was like porn for me, even if she WAS having cinematic pseudo-sex with Tom "Mr. Jumper" Cruise!). In any case, the plot to THIS film is nonsensical and is made all the worse by the fact that Antonio Banderas (what is with Rebecca co-starring with all these Hollywood D-Bags?) is her co-star in the film and, as is usually the case with The Latin Hunk (or is it Chunk?), you can hardly understand a damn word he says! The ONLY saving grace of this film and the ONLY reason to watch the damn thing AT ALL is that Rebecca, as she did in Risky Business (and her flop-of-a-remake of the classic Brigitte Bardot film And God Created Woman), shows her bodacious ta-tas in the flick (but, sorry fellas, there's NO poonany shots in this film as there clearly was in Business!). So, if and when you watch this crap-fest of a movie, just go to the menu and click on the scene where she shows said bodacious ta-tas and just skip all the rest (well, except for maybe the scene where Rebecca mercifully shoots Antonio "Just What the Hell IS He Saying?!" Banderas!). Oh yeah, one other reason to shat on this film: it stars none other than noted Republican-ass-kisser Dennis Miller (of SNL and George "Dubya" Bush fame). Need I say more on just how bad this film SUCKS?