One of the biggest-grossing films of all-time, the plot of Avatar directed by James Cameron (who, of course, also directed the huge-grossing and way-too-overhyped flick Titanic, although I certainly DIDN'T mind the sight of Kate Winslet's bodacious ta-tas, which, of course, moviegoers have seen PLENTY of MANY times before!) is this: A power-hungry evil white guy wants to hunt down and destroy a colony of blue-skinned funny-talking people, including a hot blue-skinned chick whom everyone wants to bang. Oh, wait a second, this "plot" sounds awfully familiar. Now where-oh-where have I heard THIS story-line before? Oh wait, I've got it! THE SMURFS!!!!
Welcome to my Movie Blog!
Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!
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