ZOMBIE STRIPPERS

Zombies seem to be all the rage nowadays as there are several TV shows and/or movies devoted to them such as The Walking Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Night of the Dead, Humping the Dead, you get the idea. Frankly, I'm not the biggest zombie fan since, unlike werewolves and vampires and other supernatural beings, you can't really tweak the zombie into something different (although I will say that I think the vampire was "tweaked" WAY too much in those sappy-crappy Twilight flicks, but I digress). I mean, all zombies pretty much do is walk around with their flesh rotting off and go around eating brains and that's pretty much it. However, the soon-to-be-classic Zombie Strippers may be an exception. The film stars ex-porn queen Jenna Jameson (who turns out to be not too bad of an actress), Robert Englund (who, as ANY fright fan will tell you, played Freddy Krueger in the classic A Nightmare on Elm Street) and even Jenna's on-again, off-again, back-on-again boyfriend mixed martial artist Tito Ortiz. In the film, America has pretty much become a corporation thanks primarily to George W. Bush and Dick Cheney (of course!) and a zombie plague is unleashed on the unsuspecting populace due to a military experiment gone awry (again, of course!) and the strippers at this sleazy nightclub run by an equally sleazy owner (played to utter hilarity by Englund) become infected but continue to strip (there again, of course!). Jenna is the head stripper (once again, of course!) and she has her obligatory strip scene (but, sorry guys, no sex scenes!) which culminates with her covered in blood (though I'm sure there's a Website out there devoted to THAT!). As it turns out, the patrons of the club end up getting off to the zombie strippers (hence the title!) more than they do the non-zombie strippers (again, I'm sure there's a site devoted to this!). If you're into Zombie Strippers (or even if you're not!), then it might be worth your while to check this film out if for no other reason than to check out Jenna Jameson's bodacious ta-tas (although there are PLENTY of Websites out there devoted to THAT!).