Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Thursday, December 22, 2011

AN ODE TO PENELOPE CRUZ IN "BRUJAS"


 
Brujas is one of actress Penelope Cruz's earlier Spanish language films that was released back in the mid-nineties some years before she became a household name in this country. To be honest, I've never actually watched the film save for a couple of clips I've seen on YouTube (which, of course, is how I discovered it, in particular ONE scene of which I'm about to refer to!). So why, you might ask, am I even bothering to mention it on here? It's simple! BECAUSE PENELOPE CRUZ HAS HAIRY ARMPITS IN THE FLICK, THAT'S WHY!!!! And, in case you haven't already figure it out by now, I have a serious hirsute--i.e. hairy--fetish (along with--of course!--all the other weird-ass fetishes that I have!)! Enough said! A sidenote: I became less of a "fan" of Penelope Cruz when she actually came out in defense of that pedophilic D-Bag (purported) famed movie director Roman Polanski. (And I'll just let you Google Mr. Polanski and see what exactly he DID years ago--that he pled GUILTY to, by the way--to that underage girl, OK?) Still, the above pic from her Brujas flick shows why Penelope is still hot-as-hell and why I just had to mention her starring "hirsute" role in the flick here. Again, enough said! By the way, a "bruja" is an enchantress or a witch, whichever way you want to look at it!

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