Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Friday, December 9, 2011

BOUND




Anyone who knows me (which is NOT very many people, I assure you!) knows that I have, shall we say, a fondness for lesbian-themed movies. And this mid-nineties flick is one of the best ones. The film stars mega-hotties Jennifer Tilly (of Bride Of Chucky fame) and Gina Gershon (of Showgirls fame). Tilly plays the wife of a mob boss who has apparent bisexual leanings and Gershon plays a just-released convict who is full-on lesbian. The two meet and, after doing some serious flirting, end up doing the lesbo nasty in what has got to be one of the hottest damn lesbian scenes EVER to be filmed (in a non-porno flick, at least!). A word of advice: If you're like me and you're likewise into lesbian-themed films, just watch about the first 30 mintues of the film when Jennifer and Gina are getting all hot & bothered for each other and stop after their intense sex scene because, after that, the film more-or-less turns into "gangsta"-esque melodramatic crap. Of course, if you're into "gangsta"-esque melodramatic crap, then, by all means, keep watching! Otherwise, if you're like me (pervert!) and you just want to see Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly get it on, then you can do yourself a favor and stop watching after watching Jenn & Gina get it on (trust me, you won't be missing very much!), And, oh yeah, I thought the song "She's a Lady" by legendary "sex" crooner Tom Jones playing over the credits was a nice touch!

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