Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Wednesday, December 28, 2011

PROZAC NATION




Prozac Nation is supposed to be based on a true story about a young woman struggling with substance abuse and other emotional issues and . . . BORING! Really, like with the earlier-reviewed film Black & White (you remember, the one where singer/actress Bijou Phillips is having a threesome out in woods in the film's outstanding opening), just watch the first five minutes of the film where Christina Ricci is sitting on a bed stark-ass-naked in what has undoubtedly got to be--along with, of course, the opening of Black & White!--the all-time BEST . . . MOVIE . . . OPENING . . . EVER!!!! (If you're a "fan" of Christina Ricci and you wanna take an extra-long gander at her fabulous rack, that is!)
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