Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Tuesday, December 27, 2011

EVIL BONG




Evil Bong, as the title might suggest, is one messed up flick! The film centers around these stoner roommates, one of whom orders a humongous bong which contains a dire warning for all who smoke from it. Of course, they all ignore said warning and, one by one, they each become "trapped" within the "evil" bong, which is basically a strip club, "evil" strippers and all. Anyway, when the "nerdy" roommate figures out what's going on, he decides to go in and rescue the hot blonde chick whom he's got the hots for after she's trapped inside the "evil" bong (his stoner roommates be damned!), especially after Tommy Chong (of Cheech & Chong and federal prison fame) comes not only to retrieve his bong that his wife sold to said stoner roommate but to also destroy said "evil" bong--who's got the face of a Muppet reject and the voice of a stereotypical loud black woman--once and for all. When Tommy's first attempts to destroy his "evil" bong fails, he ends up inside his bong to destroy it from within. The movie ends (spoiler alert!) with Tommy playing Hot Wheels cars with said "evil" strippers who--miracle of miracles!--survive his attack against the "evil" bong. I mean, wouldn't the strippers have been destroyed along with the "evil" bong since they were the "evil" bong's creations? In any case, this movie was billed as a horror/comedy, though it's more of a "stoner" comedy than an out-and-out horror film since there's very little violence/gore in the flick and the violence/gore that's actually in the flick is, as one might suspect, pretty damn cheesy! (And, of course, you'll just have to watch the movie to see what I'm talking about!) Oh yeah, this movie also features a pretty killer soundtrack which is a lot better than what one normally hears in a B-esque-type movie. And, as again one might suspect, it's probably better if you watch this film while stoned off your gourd (similar to when the original Star Wars film was released back in the late-seventies and some moviegoers would get stoned before watching it to, shall we say, enhance the special effects!)!

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