Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Friday, December 30, 2011

AN ODE TO ANNE HATHAWAY


Anne Hathaway is probably not some people's first choice when thinking about all-time favorite sexy actresses. Her nose is a little long, her eyes are a little big, her skin is a little pale and she's a little rail-thin even by Hollywood's rather narrow-minded standards. However, there is most certainly something sexual about her. I mean, Anne can go from playing a gangly teen princess in sappy-crappy "family" flicks like The Princess Diaries to playing a teenage harlot who gives guys topless BJ's in Havoc. It probably goes without saying there aren't a lot of actresses out there who could pull THAT feat off (unless, of course, they're porn stars!)! Next Anne will be playing legendary comic book villianess Catwoman in the upcoming Batman flick and I'm sure she'll be really sexing THAT role up (at least I hope she does!)! If the pics I've seen of her in that ultra slinky Catwoman costume (like the pic above) are ANY indication, she most certainly will! And, by the way, Anne, if you ever read this (which, of course, is a virtual snowball's chance in hell of EVER happening!), I just want you to know that I myself find chicks with longer noses quite sexy (is that weird?). As for the upcoming Batman flick, which is reportedly called The Dark Knight Rises, it's one of the few newer Hollywood flicks that I'm actually looking forward to seeing (although I thought the last Batman flick, the one where the late Heath Ledger played The Joker, was a tad bit overrated). Just hope the damn thing ISN'T in 3-D!  

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