Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Saturday, February 4, 2012

AN ODE TO "GREEN PORNO"




Educational AND fucked up, Green Porno is a series of short films produced and directed by award-winning actress Isabella Rosselini (who was, of course, naked in noted weirdo director David Lynch's "cult" flick Blue Velvet) exclusively for Robert Redford's the Sundance Channel and features Isabella--sometimes "acting" with her own children!--dressed in these skintight insect costumes describing and acting out various mating rituals of insects along with various other animals. You know, I thought about saying more about this, but even THIS is just too damn whacky for me to comment on!

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