THE TEN

The Ten is one of the most absolutely fucked-up flicks I've probably ever seen. The movie satirizes The Ten Commandments with a vignette of each Ten Commandment. My own personal favorite is the one with noted kleptomaniac Winona Ryder in the "Thou Shalt Not Steal" parody where she has an affair on her husband with--and, no, I'm NOT making this up!--a ventriloquist dummy she stole from the ventriloquist. And, yes, there's even a--and, again, I'm NOT making this up!--sex scene between Klepto Winona and said ventriloquist dummy (right after she tells the dummy how she "rubbed one off" while thinking of him!), which is rather odd (besides the obvious reasons!) since the only sex scene that I remember Winona, uh, doing is with Dennis Quaid in the Jerry Lee Lewis biopic Great Balls Of Fire where she kept her bra on (damn it!). Of course, she shows no nudity in this, uh, "love" scene (again, damn it!). Man, has her career come a long way since her, uh, incident. Anyway, going back to the film, watch it with a Sarah Palin supporter or a Jehovah's Witness or the fundamentalist freak in your life! Trust me, they'll be glad you did!