Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Thursday, February 2, 2012

THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS & DOGS




As you may already know, I'm not much of a fan of so-called romantic comedies. However, this film is an exception. The flick stars comedienne-turned-actress (or is it actress-turned-comedienne?) Janeane Garofalo and ultra hot actress Uma Thurman as two friends who have the hots for the same guy. Now you might be thinking at this point that this sounds like typical "romantic comedy" fare and, normally, you'd be right. However, there's a twist: Janeane's character has Uma's character pretend to be her because she doesn't think the guy--played by who-the-hell-cares!--would be interested in her if he knew what she truly looked like. And the reason why he doesn't know what she looks like is because Janeane's character hosts her own radio call-in show about--you guessed it!--cats & dogs and the guy-in-question calls in with a question about his dog (and, no, that's NOT a sexual metaphor!). They agree to meet and Janeane's character persuades Uma's character to portray her and things get, well, complicated. And, of course, you'll have to see the film to see what I'm talking about! And, sorry fellas, but there's absolutely NO nudity in this film on Uma Thurman's part (for that, you have to see Dangerous Liaisons to see a shot of Uma's bodacious ta-tas!). 






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