Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Wednesday, June 6, 2012

TRANSFORMERS




I honestly tried to watch this flick UNTIL I REMEMBERED IT WAS BASED ON A FUCKING TOY!!!! Since he obviously loves making cinematic crap like this flick (and don't forget the upcoming Ninja Turtles movie!), I think Michael "The New Ed Wood" Bay's next movie ought to be one of those cop buddy pictures that seem to be so popular with the moviegoing public starring Mr. Whipple and the Tidy Bowl Man. The tag-line could read: "I said DON'T squeeze the Charmin, motherfucker!"
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