What MORE can you say about an, uh-hum, actress who once likened being famous to being raped--even though she's been in show business since she was a kid--and who always looks like she's pissed off? PLUS the fact that, at the time of this writing, she's reportedly the HIGHEST paid actress in Hollywood, beating out A-list actresses like Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock. I wonder, does THIS mean she still feels like she's being raped? This is precisely why I'm offering a special FU to Miss Stewart here. Although I will admit that I liked her as Joan Jett in the rock & roll biopic The Runaways (which I may--or may not--review at a later date). As for those sappy-crappy Twilight flicks, well . . .
Welcome to my Movie Blog!
Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!
Saturday, June 2, 2012
A SPECIAL FU TO KRISTEN STEWART
What MORE can you say about an, uh-hum, actress who once likened being famous to being raped--even though she's been in show business since she was a kid--and who always looks like she's pissed off? PLUS the fact that, at the time of this writing, she's reportedly the HIGHEST paid actress in Hollywood, beating out A-list actresses like Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock. I wonder, does THIS mean she still feels like she's being raped? This is precisely why I'm offering a special FU to Miss Stewart here. Although I will admit that I liked her as Joan Jett in the rock & roll biopic The Runaways (which I may--or may not--review at a later date). As for those sappy-crappy Twilight flicks, well . . .
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