Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Saturday, June 2, 2012

THE KEY TO SEX




The Key To Sex is one of those films one would see every weekend on Cinemax a.k.a. Skinemax and stars one of my favorite B-movie actresses of all-time Maria Ford. This film contains one of my absolute all-time favorite lesbian "love" scenes featuring Maria and another hot chick outside of a hardcore porno flick. If THAT don't make you want to see this flick, I don't know WHAT will! A sidenote: Quentin Tarantino is also reportedly a "fan" of Miss Ford. And, really, WHO can blame him?

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