Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Saturday, June 9, 2012

CRUEL INTENTIONS 2




If YOU like, uh-hum, watching rather kinky flicks where real-life twins actually make out TOPLESS in the shower and where cute blond chicks "ride" their horses to completion, then THIS "prequel" to the hit "teenish" flick--where Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair share a by-now-notorious lip-lock--is the flick for YOU! Plus it features ultra hot MILF--and ex-wife of Tom "Batshit Crazy" Cruise--Mimi Rogers, although she keeps her clothes on in THIS flick (damn it!).
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