Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Thursday, June 7, 2012

THE FIRST WIVES CLUB




The ONLY thing I even remotely liked about this feminist-ass-kissing flick is that it starred Elizabeth Berkley (unlike in Showgirls, she kept her clothes on; damn it!). Other than that, IT FUCKING SUCKED!!!! Enough said! A sidenote: The author of the book this godawful flick was based on actually died of complications from plastic surgery. I wonder, given the apparent feministic undertones of the flick, would this be considered the ultimate form of irony? Just wondering!
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