Here's what you need to know about the Poison Ivy "trilogy" (sorry, George Lucas!): In the first Poison Ivy flick, Drew Barrymore doesn't show us shit (though she does make out with that chick from Roseanne & The Big Bang Theory!); in the second Poison Ivy flick, Alyssa Milano shows us just a little bit more (but, of course, not NEAR as much as she "showed" in the earlier-reviewed Embrace Of The Vampire!); in the third Poison Ivy flick, Jaime Pressly (who's perhaps best known for her role in the TV comedy My Name Is Earl), shows us practically everything she's got (though NOT her poonany; damn it!)! And, just like with Alyssa Milano's Embrace Of The Vampire, be sure to, uh-hum, watch the "unrated" version. Trust me, you WON'T be disappointed!
Welcome to my Movie Blog!
Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!
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