Since vampires seem to be all the rage nowardays (well, them and zombies!), I figured I'd "review" this sexy B-movie Morgana--which was also released as Blonde Heaven--and stars the sexy Julie Strain and Michelle Bauer, who is without a doubt two of my absolute favorite B-movie queens of all-time. In the flick, Julie plays the head of a vampire cult and Michelle is one of said cult's members. But the REAL reason to, uh-hum, watch this film is for the sexy lesbian "love" scene featuring Julie with another blonde chick--whose name I would mention if it wasn't so damned unpronounceable!--and the sexy "love" scene with Michelle and another dude (whose name I don't even care about!).
Welcome to my Movie Blog!
Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!
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