I saw on a TMZ-type show this woman approaching, uh-hum, actor Matthew McConaughey and politely ask Matthew for his all-important autograph. Matthew then--and, no, I'm NOT making this up!--raised up his finger at this hapless woman and said, "I'm not feelin' it!" When the woman again asked him politely for his John Hancock, he again raised his finger and said, "I'm not feelin' it!" Then he got in his vehicle and sped off, leaving his inexplicable fan standing there to stare haplessly at the camera and say, "What an asshole!" I also saw a clearly wigged-out Matthew on The Daily Show as he told a clearly befuddled Jon Stewart about the time he watched his pet goat--and, again, I'm NOT making this up!--eating his own jizz. And, as of this writing, Matthew is starring in a male stripper flick called Magic Mike. Is there ANY wonder why I call him The Shirtless Douche? Didn't think so!
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