Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Friday, May 18, 2012

A SPECIAL FU TO WILL SMITH




I was intially going to review a Will Smith movie here--I won't say which one--even though I'm NOT the biggest Will Smith fan. However, I kindly decided against it after he went off half-cocked and bitch-slapped a hapless reporter while he was promoting his latest film--I won't say which one--in Moscow when said hapless reporter tried to give him one of those European-style man kisses AFTER he voiced his "support" for Barack Obama's recent stance on "gay" marriage. I guess Will's one of these macho-asshole-dickhead types who "supports" the "gays" so long as they keep their distance (you know, kind of like those racist dickwads who claims they don't have a problem with "blacks" so long as none of them dates their daughter). This, of course, wasn't the first time Will has assaulted a hapless reporter who got "too close." Because of all this, I'm designating this movie blog as a Will Smith Free Zone. Of course, I'm certain his movie and/or crappy-ass rap career will survive as I'm sure he wouldn't give a tin shit what this small town white boy has to say about him. And, since I know he doesn't care, I have another special message I would like to give Mr. Smith if I may: STOP SHOVING YOUR TALENTLESS FUCKING KIDS DOWN OUR FUCKING THROATS!!!! Just a suggestion, Will! A sidenote: I also thought it rather amusing that Big Willie apperently felt it wasn't "manly" for a man to kiss another man. So how DOES he "prove" his, uh-hum, manhood? By giving the reporter who tried to kiss him a girlie backhand slap. Yep, Will, that was REAL "manly" of you! Tommy Lee Jones would be SO proud!

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