Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Tuesday, May 29, 2012

THE DOOR IN THE FLOOR




I could, of course, tell you the "plot" of this movie, but, really, there are only two real reasons to see it: 1) Kim Basinger (of 9 1/2 Weeks and Alec Baldwin fame) has naked sex with a younger guy and 2) Mimi Rogers (of Full Body Massage and Tom Cruise fame) shows every blessed thing she has (even MORE so than in the earlier-reviewed Full Body Massage!). Oh yeah, it stars Jeff "The Dude" Bridges as . . . well, who the hell cares! DID I MENTION KIM BASINGER & MIMI ROGERS ARE NAKED IN THIS FLICK!!!!
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