Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Friday, May 25, 2012

OXFORD BLUES




PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY, DECENT & GOOD, DO NOT--I REPEAT--DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!! AS A MATTER OF FACT, DON'T WATCH ANY FILM WITH  NOTED D-BAG "ACTOR" ROB LOWE IN IT (THE POSSIBLE EXCEPTIONS BEING HIS FILMS BAD INFLUENCE AND THAT ONE WAYNE'S WORLD FLICK)!!!! I MEAN, THIS IS A GUY WHO WAS (ALLEGEDLY) CAUGHT HAVING SEX ON TAPE WITH A 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL, FOR PETE'S SAKE!!!! ANYWAY, THIS FILM WAS THE ABSOLUTE WORST FILM I'VE EVER PAID TO GO SEE!!!! IN FACT, IT SUCKED SO BAD THAT I'VE EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT ALL THESE YEARS LATER PULLING A SOUTH PARK ON ROB LOWE'S (ALLEGEDLY) PERVERTED ASS AND GOING TO HIS PLACE AND DEMANDING MY MONEY BACK!!!! BUT PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE LEARN FROM MY MISTAKE AND DON'T--I REPEAT--DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY AND/OR YOUR TIME WATCHING THIS PIECE OF CINEMATIC SHIT!!!! I MEAN, IT ENDS WITH ROB DANCING AROUND IN FRONT OF A MIRROR PLAYING DRESS-UP!!!! IF THAT DON'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH IT TOTALLY FUCKING SUCKS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL!!!!
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