Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Saturday, September 21, 2013

16 BLOCKS

 
 
 
16 Blocks stars Bruce Willis and rapper/actor Mos Def. In the film, Willis plays a burned-out alcoholic detective named Jack Mosley who is recruited to escort a newly-freed prisoner named Eddie Bunker--played by Def--who is scheduled to testify at a police corruption hearing. Of course, the corrupt cops whom Eddie is supposed to be testifying against aren't too happy about this so they try to have him killed. At first, they try to persuade Jack to look the other way while they off him, but he has an abrupt change-of-heart and decides to protect Eddie at all costs even though it turns out he's just as "corrupt" as they are. In the end, after being forced to hijack a bus, Mosley decides to let Bunker go and testify in his place instead since, as he sees it, he's just as "guilty" as the rest of them. I think I should point out that, though Willis plays a cop in this flick, don't expect a Die Hard-style action flick as this film is more dramatic than those in the Die Hard film franchise. And the Jack Mosley character is arguably truer-to-life than the John McClane character. So, in other words, there's no "Yippee-ki-yay, M.F.-er!" in this particular flick. With that being said, there's still quite a bit of action in this flick enough to probably satisfy even the most, er, die hard Die Hard fan. And this flick gives Bruce Willis a chance to stretch his acting chops a bit. One drawback to this film is that Mos Def's character probably has the most irritating movie voice in cinematic history!


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