Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Wednesday, October 9, 2013

THE TRANSPORTER 2

 
The Transporter 2 is, of course, the sequel to the earlier-reviewed The Transporter. It again stars action movie hero Jason Statham as a "transporter" named Frank. This time he's a chauffeur for a U.S. diplomat's family whose main job is driving their young son around. Of course, the young son gets kidnapped under Frank's watch and it's--of course!--up to Frank to get him back. There's a bit more to the "plot" than that, but, let's face it, the main reason to watch these flicks is to watch Jason Statham kick ass & take names (and, as in the first flick, does plenty of THAT!)! The bad guys in this flick seem to be a bit more, shall we say, cartoonish than in the first Transporter--like, for instance, there's a sexy female assassin who kills people while sporting sexy skimpy lingerie (which is, of course, one of my most favorite parts about the flick!)--and then there's, of course, the kid. Quite frankly, I don't think putting little kids in action flicks is a very good idea. I mean, does anyone recall the Arnold Schwarzenegger box office fiasco that was Last Action Hero? (I would've said Kindergarten Cop myself, but, for some reason, there's a lot of people who seemingly enjoy that damn movie!) In any case, do I feel Transporter 2 is "better" than the first one? Well, let's just say they both have their good points and leave it at that, okay? A sidenote: The director of this flick actually stated that the character Frank was gay (even though he had a sex scene with his female co-star in the first one). However, he later backtracked I guess because nobody is ready to have a full-on "gay" action hero. What does anyone else think?


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