SHEENA

 

Sheena is a 1984 flick starring the "uber" hot Tanya Roberts (of Charlie's Angels and That '70s show fame) as the titular (pardon the pun!) title character. The movie is based the comic book character of the same name that dates back all the way to the late-thirties. The character has also been featured in TV shows, including one from the mid-fifties starring Irish McCalla (yes, THAT Irish McCalla!) and one from some years back starring "uber" hot Gena Lee Nolin (yes, THAT Gena Lee Nolin!). Anyway, the plot to the film is basically this: orphaned white girl is rescued and raised by an African tribe and learns to talk to animals who turns into a hot chick and winds up killing a bunch of evil white guys who try to mess around in her jungle with the help of another white guy she meets and eventually falls in love with. Got it? But the real reason to watch this flick--which, though it was released as a "mainstream" flick, was akin to B-movie-esque schlock--is to see Tanya Roberts parading around in a skimpy outfit who shows film-watchers everything--and I do mean EVERYTHING--she's got, if you know what I mean (and I'm sure you do, you pervs!)! And this movie, in spite of Tanya's nudie scenes, was actually rated PG. Go figure! Oh yeah, Tanya Roberts was "nominated" for "Worst Actress" for this flick by the notorious Razzie Awards. But, really, who the hell cares how "bad" her acting is in this flick? SHE'S BUCK-ASS NAKED!!!! And, when she's not buck-ass naked, she's at least half-naked. If THAT doesn't convince you to watch this flick, I don't know WHAT will! (You pervs!)