KING KONG

To be honest, I've never seen the original King Kong film from the thirties, though I have seen the newest remake (along with the ultra crap-fest King Kong Lives with hottie Linda Hamilton of the previously-reviewed The Terminator fame), although both films pretty much share the same plot: a group goes off into the jungle, hogtie a big-ass ape and bring it back to the States where said big-ass ape escapes and wreaks havoc and is ultimately shot down while atop the Empire State Building by planes, all the while big-ass ape gets the hots for the blond hottie in the group, which, in the thirties film, was played by Fay Wray and in the remake was played by Naomi Watts (of the earlier-reviewed "horror" crap-fest The Ring). The CGI in the remake was pretty damn good. I especially enjoyed the fight scene with Kong and the two T-Rexes whom Kong prevents them from taking a bite out of said blond hottie. But the thing that got to me about the King Kong films, and I'm kind of surprised that others didn't bring this up (at least not that I know of anyway), was the apparent bestiality angle. I mean, there was some freaky-ass shit going down in THAT jungle, if you know what I mean (and I'm, of course, quite sure that you do!)! Oh yeah, this flick also stars Jack Black, if that's, of course, of interest to anyone (which, of course, I'm quite certain are quite a few of you out there!)!