Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Tuesday, July 17, 2012

THE BEAVER




Imagine my disappointment when I realized that, in spite of what the title of this film suggests, it's about this rather disturbed guy, played by noted raving anti-Semitic lunatic Mel "The Passion" Gibson, who spends a good chunk of the film with his fist up a beaver puppet's ass. WORST . . . PORNO . . . EVER!!!!
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