Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Friday, September 19, 2014

DOA: DEAD OR ALIVE



DOA: Dead Or Alive is a 2006 "karate" film based on the video game of the same name. The film stars noted TV and movie stars Jaime Pressly and Eric Roberts along with an assortment of hot scantily-clad kick-ass chicks! The "plot" of this flick, such as it is, involves a group of (so-called) martial artists who get "invited" by this "evil" rich dude--played by Roberts (of course!)--to compete in this martial arts competition called--you guessed it!--Dead Or Alive. The "contestants" include . . . aw, who the hell cares! All you REALLY need to "know" about THIS flick is that it features a bevy of, like I said, hot scantily-clad ass-kicking chicks, including Miss Pressly (again, of course!)! I'm not sure if the ladies did all or most or part of their stunts in this flick, but, again, WHO CARES! Picture a cross between Enter The Dragon and Mortal Kombat--only with LOTS more T & A!--and you'll get an idea of what THIS flick is like, OK? Oh yeah, Eric's character is planning to take over the world or something with these computer-enhanced sunglasses that can predict another fighter's moves or some such thing. I'd just thought I'd throw that out there for those who actually "care" about the "plots" of flicks like this. In the end, DOA: Dead Or Alive may NOT be regarded as among the greatest martial arts movies of all-time (like, say, Enter The Dragon starring the late great Bruce Lee), but, there again, with THIS much T & A chances are you WON'T care! I know I sure didn't! (Yeah, I know, I'm a perv!)

Here's the "introduction" scene of Jaime Pressly's character in DOA (from YouTube): 

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