Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Sunday, June 22, 2014

CHLOE



Chloe is an erotically-charged movie starring Liam Neeson, Julianne Moore and Amanda Seyfried. The premise of the movie is pretty simple enough: Julianne Moore plays a doctor--specifically, a gynecologist (surprised?)--who suspects that her college professor husband--played by Liam Neeson (in one of his more low-key roles)--is cheating on her after finding a suspicious text message from one of his female students on his phone. So she hires a sexy younger prostitute--played by Amanda Seyfried in the title role--to try to seduce him to either confirm or deny her fears. During their meetings, Chloe tells Julianne's character in graphic detail how she "seduces" her husband, which, in turn, turns Moore's character on. So much so that Chloe ends up seducing Julianne's character (yes, it's THAT type of movie!). That's pretty much the flick. The movie tries a Fatal Attraction-type ending--sans the boiled bunny!--when Moore's character attempts to break it off with Chloe after she finds out that she's lied to her about "seducing" her hubby so she could get into HER pants (again, it's THAT type of flick!). To get back at her, Chloe seduces their son, who's a little turd throughout the film, and Julianne's character catches them in bed together in her bedroom and . . . well, I'll just let you watch the movie and see for yourself, all right? One issue I had with this film is that there's no discernible motivation for Chloe's actions as there's really no back-story on her character. But, let's face facts, in spite of whatever "ending" this movie attempts, the REAL reason to, er, watch this flick is to see the, um, relationship between Julianne Moore and Amanda Seyfried. It's fairly low-key as far as erotic thrillers go, but, if you're into seeing hot women getting together (like, of course, yours truly!), then THIS is the kinky flick for you (you pervs!)!

Here's a video collage of some of the sexier scenes between Julianne Moore & Amanda Seyfried (from YouTube):

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