Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Thursday, April 3, 2014

BLADE



Blade is a 1998 superhero action flick based on the comic book of the same name. Blade stars African-American actor Wesley Snipes as the title character who's a half-human/half-vampire who's not only at war with full-blooded vampires but, unlike full-blooded vamps, he can walk out in daylight without getting his blood-sucking ass fried to a crisp. Helping Blade with this task is a rather rough older gent who's a weapons expert named Whistler played by country crooner Kris Kristofferson along with a nurse he rescues from vampires who agrees to help him in his quest to wipe out vampire-kind. Blade's nemesis in the film is a rogue vampire named Deacon Frost--played by Stephen Dorff in what's perhaps his most memorable role to date--who's intent on becoming king of the vampires and/or wiping out humanity. You know, "typical" vampire shit. Anyway, as you might've guessed, Blade is a slice-'em-up/dice-'em-up vampire flick--like, for instance, Blade violently wipes out an entire vampire nightclub at the beginning of the film--that came out years before the sappy-crappy teenage angst-ridden vampiric-esque Twilight flicks. Blade also came out years before the current spate of mega-budgeted superhero flicks. Actually, I feel Blade is a better film than at least some of said current mega-budgeted superhero flicks (and, yes, I'm looking at YOU, Spider Man!). Blade became a huge box office success at the time and spawned two equally-successful--though, at least in my view, not as good--sequels. These films were released before Snipes was more or less regulated to doing B-movie-esque action flicks. Of course, these films were also released some years before Wesley went to the pokey for a bit for reportedly evading his taxes or whatever, but I digress. In any case, I think Blade is a prime example of how not only a vampire flick SHOULD be made but also a superhero flick as well (and, again, I'm looking at YOU, Spider Man!).  

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