Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Monday, April 1, 2013

KARATE DOG

 
Have you ever heard of a movie where, although you've never seen it (and have absolutely NO intention to), you just know that it would SUCK canal water? This movie, about a karate-fighting crime dog voiced by--and, no, I'm NOT making this up!--Chevy Chase and starring--and, again, I'm NOT making this up!--award-winning actor Jon "Deliverance" Voight, is one of those movies. To be brutally honest, I probably wouldn't watch this particular movie even if Jon's sexy-ass estranged daughter Angelina Jolie made a cameo IN THE NUDE. (Oh, what the hell am I saying, yeah I would!)

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