Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Sunday, March 31, 2013

LARA CROFT TOMB RAIDER

  
Lara Croft Tomb Raider stars none other than Angelina Jolie as the titular (emphasis on tit!) video game action heroine. This is a passable action flick with decent action sequences and whatnot. Actually, the main reason to watch this particular flick is to see Miss Jolie parading around in skintight outfits battling robots and whatnot all the while speaking with an incredibly sexy British accent. But, then again, what isn't sexy about Angelina Jolie (other than, of course, her "choices" in boyfriends!)? Oh yeah, this flick also features a cameo from Angelina's rather nutty right-wing estranged father Jon "Karate Dog" Voight for anyone who is interested!

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