Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Friday, April 5, 2013

WHEN HARRY MET SALLY

Let's face it, the only real reason to watch this flick is the by-now-infamous deli scene where Meg Ryan--who was still was still considered America's Sweetheart before Russell Crowe got his claws into her (or was it the other way around?) and/or before she started getting all that plastic surgery that made her start looking like a danged chipmunk--demonstrates how to properly fake an orgasm to co-star Billy Crystal back when he was still considered actually funny. Then director Rob "Meathead" Reiner's mother turns to the waitress and says with a huge grin, "I'll have what she's having!" Meg doesn't even have a nude scene in this flick (for THAT you have to watch noted conspiracy theorist nutso Oliver Stone's Jim Morrison aptly-titled biopic The Doors and/or her rather controversial flick In The Cut, for those of you who'd like to know).    

2 comments:

  1. I think you mean before serial cheater Dennis Quaid cheated on her for five whole years and drove her into the arms of a man who DID treat her right.

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