Since they're going to rerelease Titanic in that annoying 3-D, I thought I'd go ahead and "review" it here. The film, as you probably already know by now, stars Kate Winslet--who was nominated for an Oscar but didn't win--and Leonardo DiCraprio (and that's NOT a mispelling!) as passengers/lovers on the doomed sea vessel. This film was directed by James Cameron whom I'm not the biggest fan of (reread my earlier review of The Terminator and you'll see what I mean) and it made like a gajillion bucks at the all-important box office. Anyway, my favorite part about the movie wasn't the ginned-up "romance" involving Kate & Leo or the doomed boat or any of that melodramatic crap but rather the scene where Leo sketches Kate in ze buff and shows moviegoeres her titty, which, of course, she does in about ALL of her movies, even in a PG-13 rated "family" movie like THIS one. Hell, Kate could play the title role in the remake of Mary Poppins and she'd STILL be flashing filmgoers her bodacious ta-tas while singing, "A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down!" Actually, I think Kate's breast should have been nominated for an Oscar (and, of course, WON!)! And, if nothing else, just remember, boys & girls, you CAN'T spell Titanic without TIT!
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