EMBRACE OF THE VAMPIRE

Next to Showgirls and Basic Instinct, Embrace of the Vampire is without a doubt one of the greatest celebrity nudie flicks of all-time! It stars the ultra hot Alyssa Milano in her post-Who's the Boss? days when she was seemingly doing everything she could--short of doing hardcore porn!--to shed her "good girl" image. And believe you me when I say that she sheds said "good girl" image in more than ways than one in THIS soft-core flick! The plot, if anyone cares, is a rather convuluted tale of a vampire--played by Martin Kemp who was the bassist for the eighties soft rock band Spandau Ballet--who has the hots for a human female played by Miss Milano. Gee, where have we seen THAT plot before (Twilight, are you listening?)? Of course, as I've just pointed out, the plot is most definitely NOT the reason to watch this flick as Alyssa shows practically everything she's got (and I, of course, am NOT talking about her acting!)! There's also a couple of pretty hot lesbian scenes between Milano and co-star Charlotte Lewis (who's perhaps best known as the hottie in the Eddie Murphy vehicle The Golden Child), although Charlotte keeps her clothes on, unfortunately enough (though she has showed us her goodies in other flicks as well as in--where else!--Playboy). In one famous and/or infamous scene, Lewis takes topless pictures of Alyssa, and, in the other scene, Alyssa actually fingers Charlotte (and, no, I don't mean they played a kiddie game together, if you know what I mean!)! And, lest anyone thinks I'm being a complete sexist pig here, Martin Kemp also shows his naked behind in an "imaginary" three-way scene with Milano and Lewis and another actor who plays Alyssa's human love-interest in the film whose name is . . . aw, who the hell cares, right? Alyssa Milano is buck-ass-naked! Just make sure you, uh-hum, watch the "unrated" version (for, I believe, obvious reasons!)! A sidenote: Alyssa Milano, like Sharon Stone initially did with Basic Instinct, has expressed regret about doing this movie. She's even had her very own mother to send cease & desist letters to Websites who post "unauthorized" pics of her daughter's nudie scenes in this flick. Of course, judging from how many sites I've seen her nudie pics  from this film on, she hasn't had very much luck in this regard, if you know what I mean (and, as always, I'm certain that you do!)!