Dirty Love is a 2005 film starring, er, actress Jenny McCarthy and was directed by her then-husband at the time (they were divorced, by the way, the very month the film was released). About the only reason I see to REALLY watch this universally-panned flick (this blog's namesake Roger Ebert gave it a rare "zero star" rating and stated how the film was "so pitiful it doesn't rise to the level to the badness") is when Jenny staggers out of a nightclub wearing a rather loose-fitting dress with no brassiere and she has a "wardrobe malfunction" and she inadvertently shows everyone outside the club--including co-star Carmen Electra (who, sadly, doesn't have a "wardrobe malfunction" of her own!)--her bodacious ta-tas and, when she looks down and sees her, er, talents hanging out in full display for everyone to see, she then grabs said bodacious ta-tas and jiggles and/or shakes them in front of everyone before stalking off. Of course, you could want to see this particular flick because you're a fan of Jenny McCarthy! (Excuse me while I go laugh my bodacious ass off!)
Welcome to my Movie Blog!
Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!
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