Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Saturday, November 17, 2012

TWILIGHT (a.k.a. NOT THAT TWILIGHT!)

 
 
This particular Twilight film came out over a decade before that other Twilight flick and stars the late Paul Newman as a . . . well, to tell the truth, I stopped watching--or caring about--this particular flick after the first five or the minutes when Reese Witherspoon (yes, THAT Reese Witherspoon!) parades around topless--let me repeat!--TOPLESS. Needless to say, this was one of Reese's earlier--and, of course, lesser-known--flicks. And, needless to say, she's eschewed doing anymore nudity in films, and she's even pretty much denied that she ever did this film--TOPLESS--to begin with. Oh well, at least she's left us something to remember her bodacious ta-tas by! (And, believe you me, those ta-tas are quite bodacious indeed!)


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