Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Monday, November 19, 2012

FEMME FATALE

 
 
Femme Fatale is another in a series of rather weird-ass flicks directed by rather weird-ass film director Brain De Palma. I would tell you about the plot, but, seeing as it is a rather weird-ass Brian De Palma flick, well, you get the picture. This flick stars former "supermodel" Rebecca Romijn back when she was still inexplicably married to that Full House D-Bag, uh, I mean, actor John Stamos.  But, really, there are really only two--count 'em!--TWO reasons to watch this flick: 1) Rebecca gets, shall we say, frisky in the ladies room with another hot babe (hey, it is a Brian De Palma flick!) and you get to see what D-Bag, uh, I mean, actor John Stamos inexplicably got to see every night, if you know what I mean (and I'm, of course, quite certain that you do!)! Oh yeah, this flick also stars Antonio Banderas who, uh-hum, earned the nickname Latin Loser, uh, I mean, Lover! (No offense, Antonio!)

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