As far as this politically-incorrect movie reviewer is concerned, there's only two--count 'em!--TWO main reasons to watch this dreck, uh, I mean, flick where Renee "The Narcissistic Squinter" Zellweger plays a "plumper" British chick who is vying for the affections of two--count 'em!--TWO British dudes (one of whom is played by noted bad-toothed backseat BJ aficionado Hugh Grant): 1) when Renee "The Narcissistic Squinter" Zellweger gets dressed up in a Playboy bunny outfit and 2) when she slides down on a fireman's pole--while NOT in a strip club, by the way--and her pantyhose-laden "plumper" ass smashes against the camera. (In case you haven't noticed it yet, I have a bit of a "plumper" fetish!)
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