Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Saturday, November 17, 2012

BRIDGET JONES'S DIARY

 
 
As far as this politically-incorrect movie reviewer is concerned, there's only two--count 'em!--TWO main reasons to watch this dreck, uh, I mean, flick where Renee "The Narcissistic Squinter" Zellweger plays a "plumper" British chick who is vying for the affections of two--count 'em!--TWO British dudes (one of whom is played by noted bad-toothed backseat BJ aficionado Hugh Grant): 1) when Renee "The Narcissistic Squinter" Zellweger gets dressed up in a Playboy bunny outfit and 2) when she slides down on a fireman's pole--while NOT in a strip club, by the way--and her pantyhose-laden "plumper" ass smashes against the camera. (In case you haven't noticed it yet, I have a bit of a "plumper" fetish!) 


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